If you’re so awkward/ugly/whatever that you can’t even get laid in a robot whorehouse, does the place at least have a room where you can blow your brains out in private?

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article:

Just leave him. You don’t get to act like a paternalistic colonizer and then get your body recovered through even more outside contact with a society that clearly wants none. He can rot.

You must be one of those nut jobs, so I’ll try to make something as clear as possible. Animals that cause disease don’t get to coexist in urban environments. I know you’re probably horny to get yourself killed by a lung parasite (dying for your cause and all that), but no one else is.

Let’s not call them anti-vaxers anymore. It is so negative. I think Plague Carriers is more accurate and predictive of their future.

This is an interesting case. If he had initially used the six-character abbreviation of the word instead of the six-character word, we wouldn’t even be talking about whether the comment is racist.

The preferred nomenclature isn’t “anti-vax”, it’s “pro-disease”!

This is a prime example of early mussel car.

About twelve years I got pulled over for not coming to a complete stop at a stop sign. It was dark and late and I was coming back from dance class. The cop asked me why my face was so red, so I’d explained that I’d just been at dance class and that my face always gets really red when I work out, etc. He told me to get…

I was arrested once in Irvine. I was attending UCI. When I got to the station, there was a group of male officers all huddled around 1 officer who was presumably making jokes or telling a story. I was brought it and when said officer saw me he pointed at me and said “Save that one for me.” And made a hand gesture as…

I did a short study abroad in law school, where most of the participants were from the host university (a different one than I attended). One of the students was an ex-NYC cop who had decided to become a lawyer, and loved to brag about the sex workers he used to stop on the job and coerce to give him blow jobs, etc.…

When I was 19 a cop pulled me over for not having updated tags. The tags were in my glove box, I was just 19 and an idiot an hadn’t put them on yet. My friend and I were all dressed up to go out - mini dresses, heels, etc. The cop made me get out of my car at night on the freeway shoulder, squat down, and put the tags…

“But why don’t women speak up?!?! Why don’t they go the authorities??? All you have to do is go to the authorities!!!1!”

As Sgt. Shawn McGuire of the St. Louis County Police Department put it, somewhat terrifyingly, “We have a loose, armed gunman out there who’s already shot one person.”

Yea, I always try to be conscious of that. I find myself saying girl sometimes (annoying habit) so I always try to correct myself unless I am actually talking to children. On the plus side, my friends/co-workers and I all greet each other with a fun, “Hey Lady”, which makes me smile.

People don’t realize that most members that get elected are already pretty well-off financially so they generally don’t need to worry about having to maintain a residence in NYC of all fucking places as well as pay rent in DC on $175k per year. She’ll need to share rent in a rowhouse basement or sleep in her office…

My Finnish friend said maybe they don’t have forest fires because they don’t drain their swamps. Zing! 

Love the Finns and their “Make America Rake Again” comments.  Who knew they were so funny?  Trump is such an embarrassment.

Even the trolls here are like, 'uhh, have you heard her speak, she sounds like a bimbo'. No, bro, but you sure sound like someone who doesn't like hearing young women speak.

Ocasio-Cortez has $7,000 in savings...experts recommend she have between $8,750 and $30,000 put away for a crisis