I would have put him at least a decade older. Damn...

My father straight up told me he walked in on my brother beating on and raping his former girlfriend like it was no big deal. He then went on about how he didn’t understand why I was up set that he didn’t do anything to stop it but instead left the house because “it wasn’t any of my business”.

While enraged, I wasn’t…

Right, the cd collection in my car is emo and pop punk-tastic.

Possible new AFI next year and for sure new Blaqk Audio.

Oh yeah, they’re the bomb diggity alright

My friend has an anxiety disorder and she can get a bit shaky during situations like this. The first time she got pulled over it happened, and they used it as an excuse to tear apart her car claiming they smelled weed when she couldn’t give a “good enough” explination on her shaking.

They found nothing and let her go…

People at my work keep asking for scratch offs for their secret santa gift. I’m debating on whether to get one for the person I got for secret santa. I think it’s a shitty gift but she asked for it...

Old Spice’s Swagger shampoo/conditioner combo. It smells good and doesn’t leave your hair a mess.

At 12 years old they’re more than likely already choking the chicken.

If this doesn’t win then I don’t know what life is.

They love to claim the parking lot isn’t part of their property because of damages to vehicles from loose carts. They don’t have a legal leg to stand on though even with all of the signs claiming they can’t be held responcible.

I have no time for that shit. They’d get hearty fuck you in reply to every offer.

I’ll totally come over and break his kneecaps if you want.

I don’t receive any sick days because “they might be abused”. I can use my vacation days if I’m sick and not have to bring in a doctor’s note. If I don’t, I’m excepted to bring in a doctor’s note even if I’m down for a single day for something like food poisoning or a cold. I don’t do either.

FedEx just lost a food delivery (I get Home Chef delivered to me). They claimed it was delivered but nothing made it to my door. They don’t give a fuck. It’s probably on the back of the truck right now. I hope the food spoils and stinks it up for the bastard too lazy to do his or her job.

You’re welcome :)

It was mostly based off of my medical history. The Mayo Clinic has a great page on it. If you want to talk to your doctor about it, I suggest reading the below link.

I completely agree. I’m glad I’ll know the signs for this and many other things so I can help my future children instead of putting the fear of god into them over something they can’t control.

I had to get one of those done as well because I had a tendency to wet myself when I was a kid. My doctor claimed the muscles that controlled the bladder weren’t strong enough, and I had to take this nasty medicine twice a day.

But..but.. socialism and state rights!