I’ll totally come over and break his kneecaps if you want.

I don’t receive any sick days because “they might be abused”. I can use my vacation days if I’m sick and not have to bring in a doctor’s note. If I don’t, I’m excepted to bring in a doctor’s note even if I’m down for a single day for something like food poisoning or a cold. I don’t do either.

FedEx just lost a food delivery (I get Home Chef delivered to me). They claimed it was delivered but nothing made it to my door. They don’t give a fuck. It’s probably on the back of the truck right now. I hope the food spoils and stinks it up for the bastard too lazy to do his or her job.

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Uhhh...can we have all of that but without the last 13 words?

You’re welcome :)

It was mostly based off of my medical history. The Mayo Clinic has a great page on it. If you want to talk to your doctor about it, I suggest reading the below link.

I completely agree. I’m glad I’ll know the signs for this and many other things so I can help my future children instead of putting the fear of god into them over something they can’t control.

I had to get one of those done as well because I had a tendency to wet myself when I was a kid. My doctor claimed the muscles that controlled the bladder weren’t strong enough, and I had to take this nasty medicine twice a day.

But..but.. socialism and state rights!

My previous job had flex time, but it was 2 days per quarter and those days didn’t roll over into the next one if you didn’t use them. Using flex time isn’t a solution. Getting paid family leave time like almost ever other first world country is.

Toss in a few of us who were born in 88 and developed early. I started feeling things I had no name for after watching that movie.

You a wonderful and beautiful person.

omg Saint Louis got something right.

Evidently they get it more than you do because you’re the one asking.

This is the first thing I thought of when I heard the story. What kind of fucked up school doesn’t go on lock down, then evac everyone, and bring in the bomb squad? My school had at least one bomb threat a year and this was always the protocall.

I was just thinking that.

You’re fine. Native American’s are still cool to harass. No one gives a fuck yet. This may change in the next year or two when people get bored.

My friend rolled the first joint I smoked with bible paper when we were 17. It was a blank page so no ink. She had torn it out from one of those hotel bibles a few weeks before when we were on a trip.

That’s Happiness Bunny from Shin-chan. It looks like an anime for small children but it really, really isn’t.