My boyfriend and I take turns paying. It works out well.

That is so fucked up. I feel so bad for the daughter.

A baby and a fetus aren’t organs, but the uterus is and a person is under no obligation to house a fetus in it.

Doesn’t matter. In Shimp vs Mcfall the court ruled that it is unacceptable to force another person to donate body parts. Judge Flaherty stated that forcing a person to submit against their will to another “would defeat the sanctity of the individual and would impose a rule which would know no limits, and one could not…

Oh gods. I’ve been looking for the perfect cinnamon roll, and I think it’s in your kitchen. Please, ma’am. May I have one?

I hate my last name, I can’t stand the man who donated sperm to my mother (he sure as hell wasn’t a father to me, maybe closer to being my jailer), so I plan on taking my fiance’s last name. It helps that his last name sounds better with my first name,

He’s probably one of those “able to bleed, able to breed” inbred fucks.

Your reading comperhension sucks. They illegally strip searched her on the side of the road.

I want him on my bed in nothing but the trench coat.

Now this I can get behind. I love Supernatural, but the show has run its course. Constantine would be a great replacement.

You are an amazing parent. I had to start blocking a bookshelf in front of my bedroom to get my parents to leave me alone on the weekends. If I didn’t have any obligations, I was sleeping.

Woke up at 5:15 to catch the bus at any time between 5:50 and 6:10 (bus drive was having an affair with a coworker so it was a toss up if he was going to be on time or not) to get to school in time for first hour at 7:15. It fucking sucked.

I’m guessing you’ve never heard of the Hyde Amendment.

Everytime something fucked up happens in Texas I ask if we can give the state back to the Mexicans.

I remember being very concerned after taking a shower with my mom as a 2-3 year because she had a piece of string hanging out of her hooha. I was told it was a mommy thing.

That is horrible. I hope that cop got what was coming to him.

There’s also a scene in her first book Outlander (sadly cut from the show) where Claire sees Nessie.

He’s going to be waiting a very, very long time.

Evidently, there is one. My father used some of the same lines and also lied about weird shit.

I’m totally taking my man’s last name. I don’t really care for mine, and I like his better. I am not looking forward to the paperwork. Not only will I be in the middle of immigration, but then a name change? I’ll probably just wait until after the immigration is settled up and the wedding to do it.