Your post just gave me flashbacks to my childhood particularly getting grounded for my brother's incest porn (he didn't know what it was when he searched for it; another kid in class told him to look it up).

I have no fucking clue, but it needs to stop. It's one of the reasons why when I get around to popping a kid or two out I'm not telling anyone what I'm having other than "a baby". If you want to give me and the little person gifts, they can be gender neutral.

My friend and I were baby clothes shopping because a mutual friend just had a premi and didn't have much for her. I went on a rage induced tangent about the sexualization of infants. Every third fucking outfit was something about being a heartbreaker. Thankfully, there were a bunch of adorable nautical themed onsies.…

Child taxidermy is totally a side business for this company.

The high road is far overrated. Slumming is fun!

I miss him as Graham. :(

It's because SCOTUS also said that the states have the right to their own regulations and procedure.

No, I think locking up mommy and daddy is the best thing for those kids. It's more than evident that they are not in safe place with them.

I am so, so sorry.

You know, I'm pretty okay with the food poisoning one, and I just had food poisoning a month ago, I vividly remember the horrors. The bride was a grade A cunt letting someone do their dirty work and then firing them once it's all done.

You did have the option of not clicking on the link.

I don't mind the music it self. Some of their stuff was pretty catchy. It's the fact that the lead singer Chad Kroeger is a huge tool. My mom loves them and I went to a concert with her (a band I do like was an opener so I didn't think it would be too bad). I had to listen to this douchbag go on and on about how…

*hugs* I am so sorry. That is horrible.

I don't ever remember believing in Santa. I do remember telling my Sunday School class that Jesus wasn't real and him and God were made up like Santa and the Easter Bunny to make you behave. I was a very pissed 8 year old who had been forced to go to Sunday School on her birthday. So yeah, I was that kid. Whatever. I…

So who gets custody of Johny Depp?

Really, at that point I'd rather have a frozen vag. You get some relief from the itchiness of a yeast infection.

No, you do not eat them. You stick them up your vagina.

That is so horrible. I'm glad you're safe now.

I had a teacher who read them but she made her own embellishments to make them even more frightening. I still get creeped out by scarecrows. Fucking Harold...

Come to St. Louis and eat at one. We're were the company started. It even still goes by St. Louis Bread Co. out here. The quality is always right on. I've never had a bad meal there.