Sounds like you went to my school. We (the freshman class) were all herded into the lecture hall for the slide show. Since it was dark and I was somewhere in the middle of the place, I didn't get caught yelling out what an interesting dildo you could make based off the guy with the dick covered in warts. The tightwad…

Adoption is for people won't don't or can't parent. Abortion is for people who don't want to be pregnant. The people out there who are wanting to adopt can go adopt one of the thousands of kids that are already in the system.

Considering some of the comedies that are already out there that have women cast in them, yes.

You can make a slightly healthier version of this by baking it in the oven. Make sure to put them on a wire rack or the bottoms will get soggy.

And now I need to google that.

You can still get something similar.

What's an even more odd choice is using a clip that is a big fuck you to the commissioned shop employee who wouldn't wait on the main character based on her dress. The exact opposite message the teacher is trying to make.

If you watch the movie, Vivian goes back into the store and pretty much gives the woman who wouldn't wait on her the finger. This scene is a "don't judge a book by its cover" not a "you deserve to be treated inferior based on your dress".

I'll take your advice. It's too early in the morning to have the memories of my favourite book as a child tainted.

I would have loved to be in your troop as a kid. I hated all the sparkle crap. I just wanted a pocket knife and to learn how to build a fire and make knots my brother couldn't untie.

Marion Zimmer Bradley too?! Fuck...is there anyone I can like?

It's how the ones in St. Louis are set up. I sneer every time I walk past the toy section.

I saw a guy the other day wearing a shirt that read "Guns don't kill people. Father's with daughters do." His oldest daughter couldn't have been older than 8. I gave the guy major side eye.

This makes me so sad. I loved Alex Day. Why did he have to be one of the creepers?

That is beautiful. Totally stealing the whiskey sour fountain for my wedding reception.

Fritz's floats are amazing and a sugar-filled meal on their own. My personal favourite is Big Black Forest.

Damn, wish I'd known about this earlier today. I just bought a new tube of toothpaste. I'll have to try this one brand and flavour next.

Yeah, you just summed up my childhood.

Blue Jolt was my drink in high school. I had a leather jacket with an inner pocket deep enough to hold a can of it. The teachers had no clue.

Go read the books -.-