I don’t think even Mr. Martin could pen something as insane and brutally cruel as this reality.

It’s not quite as surprising as one might think given Trump’s business background. When there’s a hostile takeover of a company, the only people who automatically lose their jobs are however many board members had to be replaced to effectuate the takeover. Everyone else at the takeover target is still employed by it…

all i want is for someone to be a fucking adult and not let him half-ass this thing, as he clearly wants to do

As much as I loathe the idea of Pence being stand-in President (because Trump is an idiot, Pence is an actual monster), I think I’d love seeing Trump have a heart attack right as he’s about to take the oath. Does he have to put his hand on the bible for that one? Maybe as he does it he just strokes out.

“In preparation for assuming the highest office in the land, Trump and his inner circle watched half a season of the West Wing, and think they have the gist of it now.” I made that up, but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if that’s how that article ended...

Respectfully, this is an inaccurate metaphor, as dumpster fires are usually limited to their dumpsters.

“ Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages”

Yeah he’ll cave: either to the center or to the far right. And that far right is the republican party. They fully agree with Trumps racism, they just say it less crudely. In fact they are probably more Trump than Trump, cause they are fanatics who are dead serious about every point of the agit-prop. Libs who pine for…

I couldn’t believe how little the campaign talked about how horrible he is.

I agree with you. Pence would be a disaster. By “he,” in context, I meant the whole Drumpf regime.

I agree with you. Pence would be a disaster. By “he,” in context, I meant the whole Drumpf regime.

Also, if he decided to just leave and disappear forever that would be great.

It’s truly terrible that I don’t want him to step down because Pence is worse. That’s how bad everything is.

There is no realistic way in which we are not getting either Trump or Pence. Even if there was some kind of revolt at the Electoral College vote in December, and enough Republican electors refused to cast votes for Trump, then the lack of 270 electoral votes for any candidate would send the election to the House.…

Regarding your last sentence, Donald Trump is now the only thing standing between Mike Pence and a Republican majority. We are now relying on Donald fucking Trump to moderate these people.

From the look on President-Elect Trump’s face, I am going to assume Pence is already going to be the de facto president.

Pence becomes President. That would be a very, very bad idea.

so many of them think that his trickle down economics are actually going to benefit them.

I really don’t think he’ll do it for four years. After six months, he’ll walk away and let Pence turn America into Salem circa 1693.

May his supporters feel the same level of joy as he does.