If you use your fandom as an excuse to attack people you’ve never met and who did nothing to you, you’re not a good person. And that goes especially for anyone who criticizes what I like. You’re all assholes and I hope you die.

Interracial gay relationshiper here. I forget I’m in an interracial relationship 99% of the time. Am I alone in this? Also, I have a few dozen button-down shirts from Old Navy, for casual workdays. Old Navy has become better than their strict sibling, Banana Republic.

This would never happen at IHOP!

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

The scariest thing about Fall River and New Bedford is visiting there now with the knowledge that these were once the richest cities in all of America.

TROTJ was for children. The author of this post was only 1 when Star Wars came out and 6 when Jedi came out so naturally he loved it.

Go home Kraven. You’re drunk.

That banjo kazooie getup is adorable

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

“Michelle and Ryan’s nups, which took place on a remote island in Thailand that could only be accessed by “traditional wooden long-tail boats,” had everything: escort cards calligraphed atop “foraged river rocks,” hand-dyed silk flags for no reason, food poisoning, bridesmaids that knew how to sing, and macaque…

Counterpoint: Instead of just reading through (Erin’s step 6)

There’s Polo and their Denim line. But really, if you want well-made “classic” staples, you’re kind of a fool if you don’t just buy a bunch of shit at LL Bean and Land’s End. In my opinion, at least.