Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Depends on your country. Netflix does not have the previous seasons in the UK, apparently Amazon still has the rights there.

This is bullshit. A tampon and tonic gets a news story, but my IBS group tries to sell our homemade Kahlua and Oreo bits cocktail, garnished with an (UNOPENED!) enema applicator, and everyone just tells us to leave their property or they will call the police.

Kamala Harris is a United States Senator and a candidate for POTUS. I’m … not sure why the headline just reads “California Congress Woman [sic]”, unless some other California Congresswoman is the one being referred to in the remainder of the text (which is not what I think I’m reading here).

i went 20 minutes out of my way this weekend to buy some banana’s from a shaws, despite being in the parking lot for the stop and shop already. i got home and the local news was talking about how the strike was settled

Checking in from the South Shore. Same here. There are 3 Stop and Shops I drive by on a semi regular basis. Nothing in their parking lots except Striking employees and their cars. Everyone beeping as we drove by. A few days into the strike and the stores no longer had lights on inside. It was awesome.

I pass my local Stop & Shop every morning and evening on my commute to and from work.

Ew. I know what the first thing is having worked in animal hospitals and I refuse to Google the second one.

Well, black people have always been America’s eternal & built-in scapegoat, so no surprise here at all.

Yeah but that’s not as bad as all the grammatically incorrect things your mom yells when I’m plowing her in the ass. 

The right to lifers are going to be upset about this.

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

Literally just status. It’s sad.

The really dumb question: Why does she even need a degree? What could it possibly do for her? Why would her parents pay 500k to get her into a good school when they could put that same money toward ... idk, launching a clothing line or acting classes or some other kind of self promotion more in line with this woman’s…

Hopefully they start with Orakpo making cupcakes. 

The important thing is you’ve come to understand Popeye’s is superior. We’re cool here.

I doubt he actually cares whether he gets a straw or not, he only wants one because liberals “don’t want him to get one.”

I was going to make a joke about how Stan Lee was really playing Uatu the Watcher in the Marvel films so I googled to see if Uatu had already appeared (I thought we’d seen a Watcher in a montage or something) and of course there’s already a Stan Lee = Uatu fan theory, complete with explanatory youtube videos and an…