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This would never happen at IHOP!

We need a love duet between Kirk and an Alien.

Where the heck is “We come in peace, set phasers to kill!”

Also featuring “I Don’t Wanna Be A Romulan” and “Deep Vacation 9” by the Feds, “Stuck in Neutral” by The Romulan Menace, and “I’m Not Going on an Away Mission!” by The Redshirts.

Don’t forget, “’Tis logical” (Spock, Nurse Chapel)

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You missed out “i’m a Doctor, not a bricklayer” and “Ye canna change the laws of physics”.

#3. What’s That Ship?

“I Will Miss You, Will You Miss Me?” Was the part of every episode that bored me the most.

Where is “Rock. It. Man!” (Kirk)

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Fingers crossed for captain or first officer... not necessarily Erykah Badu, but consider Viola Davis as captain of a starship?