Who even watches CNN? They need to either man the fuck up and start calling out the right on their shit, or call it a day and just fill airtime with hot female anchors with big boobs.

Puerto Rico, American Samoa, Guam, the Northern Mariana Islands and the U.S. Virgin Islands should all be granted statehood. Mostly because I think the dummies in Congress can’t wrap their heads around the idea of Puerto Rico becoming the 51st state - because they would be worried about symmetry on the flag -- so 55…

My late partner was really against diamonds after seeing a documentary about blood diamonds (I think it came out around the time of the DeCaprio film) and said, “if we ever got engaged,” she would like a ruby or an emerald. I got her a ruby, set it in platinum like a Tiffany princess setting and she would constantly…

I think it will end with Cap sacrificing himself somehow and an end-credits scene with Sam (Falcon) looking at Cap’s shield and nodding. 

I just finished reading this about Duca, on the morning after I watched “The Inventor” doc about Elizabeth Holmes on HBO. They are vastly different people with vastly different stories. What’s astonishing to me that we are so desperate and so needy for hope, change and editorial content that we will instantly deify…

I read it. What really stands out is that the language is startlingly similar to that used by elected Republican officials and Fox News personalities. 

Her name is Jedediah?

I hope that everyone involved in this scandal, including Loughlin and Huffman, have to serve a substantial amount of time in prison because obviously a fine is not going to make any impact on them. But this lady suing is pretty cool and I think other people should sue as well. Sue the institutions, sue the people…

I think the solution for chefs and restaurants that don’t want people taking pictures is simple: post it on the front door or in highly visible area near the front, on the menu and online. “Please refrain from taking (mobile phone) pictures. Thank you.”

My grandmother used to do about the same, except she’d pour the popcorn into a paper grocery bag, add butter and then shake vigorously. Perfect every time, no second dish to clean.

I hope they all have to serve jail time because clearly paying a fine would be nothing to these people. 

Who would honestly want to be her friend, anyway? All she does is complain. That’s it, that’s her thing. Complaining about Democrats, Obama, Clinton, anyone opposed to W and Cheney and the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, the war in Syria, the war in Somalia, the Israel-Palestine thing, anyone who opposes her…

For Chef Roy:

I want Tuukka Rask to make Karjalanpiirakka.

Oh, man, I bet someone at Food Network is wetting themselves writing up a proposal for “Sportscooking,” the 1/2 hour cooking show featuring a different celebrity sports figure every week. 

If he does, I going to one of those CNN “Town Halls” and asking him how in Holy Hell does he think he can run the country when he can’t get together with his own party boy Cuomo to fix the damn subways? 

That’s weird. Vulture was just hiring...

Cherry Hill is only #3 according to NJ.com, so... 

I am Jewish because I went to Zabar’s once. 

Why not make it an adjective and write “fish fry gatherings” or “fish fry events?” Because how often are you going to refer to multiple fish fry events anyway?