Paul Brown, writer: “Hey, Megan Greenwell, editor-in-chief of Deadspin, I’d like to pitch you a story.”

Unfortunately, having searched its collection more than 200 years later, the British Museum told me it can find no record of George Wilson’s toenails.

Marianne Williamsonoma

Doug Ford getting booed and disrespected by the GM on the same day in separate incidents makes this a special championship.

Well, I don’t know if the Rockets can be a contender after all this, but they are certainly shaping into a real Challenger.

‘You can’t even beat your man. Just shut up and watch me.’

Especially when you learn that Nermal had her passport taken away immediately and had to build a golf course there.

He plead guilty to federal money laundering charges and still couldn’t win a Republican office??? WTF???

“Get out!”

Yeah, fine, but the bastard didn’t even give the ball to a kid photographer.  

“That’s a strike.”

I’m really disappointed in how poorly those two appear to be living up to their pretty sweet assassin monickers.

Whatever went through your mind went through my mind.

I guarantee Bumgarner has said “so much for the tolerant Left!” at least once in the past three years.

The following states in their entirety:

Bird and Mathis probably need some Maalox after that.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Let’s see, get paid well to play basketball and spend 6 months in Auckland or don’t get paid to play and spend 6 months in Lawrence Kansas ? Seems like a pretty easy decision to me. The idea that this ruined the mornings of Bill Self or Coach K gives me a nice warm feeling inside 

If you couldn’t fall in love with a mop, George Conway would be in a much better place.

I take it that the one sustaining the concussion wins, in keeping with our current political model?