If he can afford his own whiskey, surely he can afford his own Dublin pub...and patrons who will drink his whiskey, join his chants, and let him punch them.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

“Cheesesteak cheesesteak Rocky Eagles fuck."

That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

This really should be filed under the LIFE’S RICH PAGEANT tag.

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

This is just the beginning. When the master plan is complete, all news will be disseminated by reporters that vaguely resemble Trump himself.

I’m a Chicago Bulls fan. How was everyone’s Fourth?

When they play Philly, it’s gonna be the closest thing to a giant rock fight since Greek God and Titan times

hiring this guy as bullpen coach was a mistake

“Fucking showoffs.”

This is especially egregious since MLB has added that rectangle target right there above the plate.

The most fitting and telling detail of this analogy is that he owns a BASKETBALL TEAM.

If you think about it, it kinda makes sense. For a team with the moniker of Knickerbockers they’re a prime target to being metaphorically pantsed.

James Dolan was born on third, meandered back to second and yelled “TOUCHDOWN!”

So if any of you were wondering what it would take for any free agent to choose to sign with a James Dolan team, the answer is for the other option to be the Islanders. 

No surprise that they managed to find a more well-rounded player than Kyrie Irving.

God bless us, everyone.