She will have kids, hire a full time nanny, and then proclaim how easy it is to be a mom. She’ll also make light of any mom who suffered from postpartum or is too poor to afford a nanny.

It is absolutely RICH that a non-kid-haver would make a pledge about what they will and won’t do once they become a parent. I’ve stuck to a couple of the more reasonable ones but I’m pretty sure “no screen time until 2” was out the window the second she took interest in Elmo and “I’m never letting this kid have…

Nope. Kids are loud and wild and do not do what you ask them.

You buried the lede.

I won’t fly with my kid when I have one. Not until they’re old enough to handle it. Sorry.

“Mom’s”

Because it’s so easy to “get them away from people” in a crowded airport.

yeah, no, you’re wrong. If you think the parent of that kid doesn’t know what a terror the child is being, then your head is crammed so far up your ass you can floss with your chest hair. 

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

“Nobody I know watches this” describes literally everything on CBS, but I don’t think this makes them liars. They just don’t have any shows I care about. I don’t get how a TV critic can be so confounded that The Masses have different tastes than critics.

This would certainly explain why Game of Thronesspawned an entire cottage industry while it would be remarkable if you’ve ever heard a human person talk about You or Sex Education out loud, but who can say? Not me, because I don’t and can’t know if Netflix is telling the truth—and not Netflix, because their numbers…

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

“All she did is ... [tries to remember ‘asian’ massage stereotype] um, walk on my back the whole time.  And I paid whatever you said you paid.”

Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

The best part will be when they are in the heat of battle, Tyrion, bloodied and winded, will turn to Ser Bronn, as they are surrounded by an ever closing circle of white walkers, and say, “Well, things are certainly looking dire.”

(cue DOG ARMY)

You, a fool: Game Of Thrones will end with the Night King winning and sitting on the Iron Throne, ushering in a realm of frozen zombies ruling Westeros
Me, enlightened: Game Of Thrones will end with Nymeria and her Dog Army winning and sitting on the Iron Throne, ushering in a realm of Good Doggies ruling Westeros.

...and the only legible line reads “more tits!” underlined several times.

Agreed, these kind of antiquated views should have been put out to Pasteur a long time ago.

I don't like that the protesters demand the players take a homogenized stance on the issue. 

The auction price also includes a pair of top-of-the-line noise-cancelling headphones, so you can block out the sound of the ceaseless whispering that emanates from the mask each night.