“Let’s remember some leagues.”
Deadspin, circa 2025

Why should Hue Jackson have to eat Baker Mayfield’s shit when Mike Brown already uses leftover Skyline Chili as the official caterers to the Cincinnati Bengals?

I think this was Baker making a BS excuse about Hue coaching for a rival and more that Hue fucking sucks and everyone hates him but they don’t want to come out and say it that matter of fact

Thank god there are crazy, enraged white guys defending A&M’s football honor. That was one thing the school was lacking before Jimbo showed up with his family.

The nephew’s name? Jimbo Slice

Yeah if only Matt Stafford had some freakish, once-in-a-generation receiver he could throw to I bet that would put this team over the top.

For me, it’s my wife. 

That only narrows it down to two, though!

Hands up for Ingraham!

I mean, this is somewhat ridiculous logic. From the perspective of the markets, 2008 may as well have been an eternity ago, and that chapter was effectively closed in 2009 when the markets recovered from all the losses (even though the fallout affected everyone else for longer).

which blonde race baiting Nazi lady?

Should just be called The Darren Rovell Award in Content Tremendousness.

“Democrats taking back the House are scaring investors who are used to me being able to do whatever the fuck I want.” - Trump, probably

Friendship ended with Warriors.

Because as a man, as a human being, you’ve got the right to do whatever you want to do with your life. So, I’ll never question that.

After reading Draymond’s rambling, barely coherent explanation, I think it’s pretty clear that the Most Annoying Warriors Player is the friends we made along the way

the cavs have the worst record in the league right now, so, yes.

In fairness, I’m 36 and reading, typing, and filing at or above my career averages as well.

Yet when I’m stuck in the same job for 16 years while my peers climb the ladder to management I’m supposed to feel shame.

Those purple Lakers jerseys look like they belong in Any Given Sunday rather than on an actual NBA team.