Bird and Mathis probably need some Maalox after that.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

Let’s see, get paid well to play basketball and spend 6 months in Auckland or don’t get paid to play and spend 6 months in Lawrence Kansas ? Seems like a pretty easy decision to me. The idea that this ruined the mornings of Bill Self or Coach K gives me a nice warm feeling inside 

If you couldn’t fall in love with a mop, George Conway would be in a much better place.

I lived in England for long enough in 1989-1990 that I am considered a Mad Cow risk and can’t give blood. If that doesn’t put me in line for the throne, I don’t know what does.

I suppose that depends on who has the bigger quad.

I take it that the one sustaining the concussion wins, in keeping with our current political model?

1. I’m not American.

I was born in Puerto Rico. After the age of three, I’ve lived my entire life within the continental United States with the exception of six months when I lived in England, so I stand with Liz on this one. We British folks have to stick together.

People caring about local/regional politics more than other area’s local politics sure makes these cowboys unique to everyone else!

I’m a Krogran from the planet Tuchanka now. I won’t vote for anybody who’s not willing to find a cure to the genophage. And the winner of each debate will be determined by way the opponents headbutting each other until one sustains a concussion.

Drink Coors Light tap the Rockies

We here out west are pioneers, infused with that pioneer spirit. So we’re a little suspicious of any policy that doesn’t begin with genocide cloaked in the sheen of personal bravery and hardship. 

She will have kids, hire a full time nanny, and then proclaim how easy it is to be a mom. She’ll also make light of any mom who suffered from postpartum or is too poor to afford a nanny.

It is absolutely RICH that a non-kid-haver would make a pledge about what they will and won’t do once they become a parent. I’ve stuck to a couple of the more reasonable ones but I’m pretty sure “no screen time until 2” was out the window the second she took interest in Elmo and “I’m never letting this kid have…

Nope. Kids are loud and wild and do not do what you ask them.

You buried the lede.

I won’t fly with my kid when I have one. Not until they’re old enough to handle it. Sorry.

“Mom’s”

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”