good point, i don’t think Barry should be a Supreme Court justice either. 

No, for the same reason as Portnoy doesn’t get to use “that was in the past!” as an excuse.

Are saying jokes in poor taste are the same as sexual assault?

I mean, I know you’re just trolling, but that’s a pretty shitty troll.

Nah I hate the fucking Yankees

When Barry gets nominated for the highest court in the land then I’ll have to consider the question. The stakes do matter after all.

We’re (literally) all Barry Petchesky

“One explanation, which is more likely than a social media manager’s horny mistake..."

The Charlotte Hornets one works way too well

stephensonlance Name this unit?

Honestly I would take a trip to Lithuania.

And I do mean literally “damned by god”.

I thought we agreed he beat off in the shower. 

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

That schedule makes no sense at all. The absence of time frames, and gaps in spots where it’s impossible to fill without other activities makes me call shenanigans.

Team Good Job, Good Effort

He got better

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

Bears fan here.  Conte has gotten better!

Stupid doing this on camera. Just break into his apartment and fire a gun blindly into the dark and you’d be fine.

They wouldn’t let him have jersey number 69, so he refused to go.