He got better

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

Bears fan here.  Conte has gotten better!

Stupid doing this on camera. Just break into his apartment and fire a gun blindly into the dark and you’d be fine.

They wouldn’t let him have jersey number 69, so he refused to go.

I live one county to the west of Cleveland and about 30 minutes from dowtown. What is this strange odd feeling that I’m experiencing? It sort of feels like very confused optimism. Oh wait, it’s gone.

In this instance, a source is to a flack what a jersey ad is to a comprehensive partnership designed to positively impact the community.

I wonder how she is on the second date?

It’s a city ordinance actually. 

McQuade’s tag game is strong.

So powerbombing folding tables is some kind of plumage showing mating ritual?

I bet sex in Buffalo only happens on folding tables.

Let’s split the difference and finally do what should have been long ago, and book Weird Al for the halftime show.

He’s a kicker, not a punter.

Makes me sad that he’s become a punching bag. Dude played his ass off for a bunch of Bulls teams that had no shot without Rose, did a ton of awesome stuff in the community, and seemed like a genuinely nice human being.  Thibs really did grind all those dudes to dust though.  

I was ready to bust that out to pretend to be a real baseball knower. “The Cubs? Oh yeah they’re in their curriculum stretch right now.” 

Win the bloody fuck is that thung on his elbow? Is it a gigantic zit mid-pop? Did he rip his elbow open? No matter what it is, it is pure nightmare fuel.

Oh like your elbow mouth never got caught in an unflattering angle. 

Still photos of pitchers’ elbows while they’re pitching are always disgusting.

I believe by the unwritten rules of baseball Acuna’s family can now claim two goats and a hogshead of mead as restitution. That or burn down Urena’s village, hard to tell when the rules are unwritten.