I read this exact same advice in Goop, except it was paprika instead of salt, oat milk instead of beer, pouring it on your clit instead of drinking it, and instead of changing your life in the abstract it eliminated the discomfort of menopause.

I’m trying to think of a bike joke but I’m two tired.

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

I have no particular opinion on proper attribution of vagina pic stories, but  I do believe Stover is an asshole.

Miller masturbates while watching rats eat their young ... he’s got aways to go before anything turns him off

Are you suggesting that jewish, latino, and asian people are not racist? The “people of color” label might be good as a catch all for politics, but I assure you they don’t unify in real life.

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America’s one truly infinite resource is shameless, pandering grifters.

But, admittedly, that’s a sky high bar to walk under. You’d have to really work to get into the top 10 list nowadays.

You did a great job phrasing that criticism of Mr. Hemmerling, I’m not saying you might have done a better job, no not me. It takes a lifetime to be really good at Minnesota PA, and you’ve probably only been working at it for a dozen years or so, so I’d expect you to be a little rough around the edges when you’re…

See what happens when some Glory Boy doesn’t understand the history of the situation and instead tries to make the game all about him by daring to get on base??

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Man, motherfuck baseball, sometimes.

“I’ll give him directions to anywhere he asks, just as long as it’s not to my house”.

Ya know, at the start of the game, BOTH pitchers are working on perfect games. It really is rude of any batter to try to get a hit in that situation.

“Obviously, we’re not a fan of it. He’s a young kid. I could’ve said something at 2nd base but they have tremendous veteran leadership over there.”

You do have a point there. The amount of incorrect information online sure doesn’t help.

wait, it’s NOT kee-oh-tik? I pronounced the x ironically (I will also call crudite “crud-ite”) but apparently I’ve been making a fool of myself in a different way than intended.

And here we go, with the physical attacks against people far smarter and far more important than you’ll ever be.

Oh, shut the fuck up, Mr. “I’m White and I’m Proud.” Next time, read the goddamned article before you rush to the comments.