I want to wear this dress and pretend to be a mermaid. Just like, around my house.

How do you make them stop? I mean just yesterday, my dude put my coat in the closet! I mean, the nerve of putting things away where they belong!

If "putting shit in a place one does not know" constitutes "stealing", my husband has also "stolen" all my documents. Damn the man and his compulsive reorganizing.

Being a "housewife" and cooking for your dude every night doesn't mean you can't be a feminist. If it's your choice and you are happy doing it, you can still be pro-women. Idiot.

Where's there's smoke, there's usually fire. And hey, if that's how she wants to get it, cool. Just don't be married doing it unless your spouse is cool with it and/or y 'all have an open relationship.

My daughter has such a crush on her! And I love her recipes. I made her lasagna for Christmas (with the homemade tomato sauce incorporated into a béchamel sauce!) and it was insanely good.

Kaley, please Google the Bechtel test, apply it to your own show, and then tell me if feminism is something you should be thinking about.

She looks like a young Paula Deen

"It's not really something I think about.... I was never that feminist girl demanding equality, but maybe that's because I've never really faced inequality.

"several carats" is my guess.

I mean, watch Big Bang Theory for ten minutes and it becomes immediately clear how no self-respecting feminist could ever, ever be on that show. I remember a scene where Sheldon and Penny are driving and he estimates her weight is 120 pounds AND SHE GETS OFFENDED BECAUSE APPARENTLY 120 POUNDS IS HEAVY.

As I noted to someone yesterday, I totally believe the escort rings exist for D-listers and clingers-on and has-beens, but I'm just not buying it for this trip. Sugar-daddy hunting? Okay, plausible, but not the same thing as getting passed around for a set rate. They are at a level of fame and beauty where just being…

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SPOUTING OFF THAT THEY AREN'T FEMINISTS AND THEY CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THE WORD EVEN MEANS. YOU CAN COOK FOR YOUR MAN AND BE A FEMINIST. YOU CAN BE A STAY AT HOME MOM AND BE A FEMINIST. YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT AND BE A FEMINIST. (HEY YOU CAN ALSO BE A MAN AND BE A…

I always enjoyed the "Can This Marriage Be Saved?" section in Parents magazine, because sometimes you got salacious details about how their sex life just wasn't the same since baby came along.

I recall watching Gia DeLaurentis when she did specials on Food Network where she traveled to Europe with her husband. They looked so happy and in love together. What happened. Sad.

I don't have that but how about this?

Nope. If they did, they wouldn't be vacationing in a vicious dictatorship built on slave labor.

I was never that feminist girl demanding equality, but maybe that's because I've never really faced inequality.

It's bad, Kaley. Worse even than posing for the cover of Redbook.*

"I was never that feminist girl demanding equality, but maybe that's because I've never really faced inequality."