The lack of hair.

The part of the world makes me want to say Proton or Isuzu, but I can’t find a match.

Yes, I was thinking 12th gen or whatever Eldorado, too! But the Eldo has an almost vertical C-pillar line. Proportions and other bits sort of match, though...

Maybe some kind of modified Cadillac Eldorado?

The advice to WIDOW is one of the best bits of advice I’ve seen given to anybody.

Gold has functional uses beyond adornment. It’s a good conductor of electricity for example.

I blame Snake Plissken!

I’m sure it is diminishing your ability to see the lit Eiffel Tower. Which at night can be seen for miles due to *checks notes+ light pollution. 

I’m a little confused as to how a dimly-lit hood ornament will cause a noticeable amount of light pollution when it’s bracketed by blindingly bright LED DRLs and headlights.  Or is the issue with the light being on when the car is off?  It honestly doesn’t make any sense to me.

You’re not supposed to drink the bong water sir

Interestingly this very site has recently hoorayed and hazaaaed!! over the wonderfullyears naive notion of cops not being involved in traffic stops, so to the Jalopnik fools, this works for them.

Have you Cena Honda lately? They’re much burlier these days.

Well, when you care more about imaginary children in pizza parlor basements than actual, real children in cages on the border, your moral compass is bound to get a little screwed up.

No forgiveness for using Arial and Century Gothic on interior switchgear. Why!! Send that designer into the corner.   These fonts are knock-offs of other fonts, and it’s never okay to use them.

With a little bit of work on the front end, that would have made a beautiful new Supra, instead of the overdesigned collection of angles and vents from which the new Supra was put together.

You mean that in a text where her lawyer is telling her to ignore the new yorker article, a heart emoji at the end may signify something more than just her lawyer? And they might be are sure as shit having an affair? For reals? Thank you, Mr. Rage Boner, you made my day.

Seriously VW, with your history maybe avoid wheels that are that are one spoke away from a full on swastika

because men are very, very fragile snowflakes in this country, that is why. I agree w/you.. 

If you have a passenger, you have three.

Prius already does that... once again, leading the way where Ferrari follows.