Opiod addiction, massive narcissim. Former was confirmed this week by Ebro, latter was confirmed by Kanye himself in a Tweet. All of this is because “[he] couldn’t get anything done with Obama”, i.e. Obama entertained every celebrity but Kanye and called him a jackass on national TV. By the logic of the enemy of my…

Even I, the Platonic ideal of a mediocre white man

“my wife called me”

Even I, the Platonic ideal of a mediocre white man, don’t agree with myself 100% of the time. It’s honestly closer to like 45-50%.

Wait, so you value a moral compass over the nudes she published recently? Weird. /s

I don’t agree 100% with anyone but myself.

The Wolves got rolled. There’s no ifs, ands, or buts about it. But the amount and severity of illegal screens that weren’t called on the Rockets was f-ing ridiculous. Just look at your second gif! He’s basically playing O-line!

Checks out!

Typing this is painful for me, a True Warriors Hater, but: It’s crazy to me to think that anybody considers Golden State’s style of basketball boring. The results can get boring, because they’re so efficient and so good they seem to take the drama out of the game, but the style is breathtaking.

The Shot Creation of Adam

I heard about this before, but in reality, the negotiator is positioned in such a way that if the person wants to get to the OTHER side... he would have to go away from the edge which is what the whole purpose was.

A jammer gap!

Seems like the penalty doesn’t fit the crime, and that they’re trying to make an example of him.

Don’t worry about creeping authoritarianism, Britons. You have a new aristocrat to celebrate!

How many jerseys do you think he keeps in his carpet bag?

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

I couldn’t stand Mitt Romney in 2012. Now he seems like a kind and wise man who just has political views that differ from mine.

Here’s a great stat - since January 2017, the number of people forced to use food stamps is down 1.9 million. The American people are finally back to work!

Prince Fielder was 5-for-10 off Bartolo; his father, only 1-for-7.

you’re gonna get past all this, ellie, and you know why?