Angry Birds - the quail fight back edition.

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

His knees are wider than his thighs

“Whew, dodged a bullet, I guess...”

Not one to be outdone, LaVar Ball has decided that his next child will be named LaBall Ball.

Regarding Al Franken: His actions were horrible, but at what point do we can we stop painting everyone with the same brush? He was a comedian, albeit one that I never found particularly funny. He’s clearly joking in the one picture that I saw, and grabbing someone’s butt during a photo in the past sounds like a…

Elon Musk: Just another day as a billionaire. Time to smoke some crack!

Shoulda called the spider whisperer

Too bad the same can’t be said for the president

Off the cuff, and on his personal account, but when he makes a statement at a shareholder meeting, he really should be careful for the hyperbole and playful exaggeration. You can get into some legal trouble for statements that aren’t true when you’re the CEO of a company.

Counterpoint:

Something like Bose’s active suspension finally making its way to production? I hope so.

Oh, that’s very good.

If Boston makes the finals, do they have a place for Hayward next season?

True, of course. The Warriors at least have a track record of success in the spring, so we can be fairly sure they won’t wilt. (Or if they do Steph will just go 34-39 from 3 and do it all himself.)

Another good question: would they be this good defensively if Hayward was healthy and in the rotation?  (Probably not, I…

Kyrie is involved. Definitely the flat surface.

I was all about to complain about so much Celtics coverage, and then I clicked on the clips.

Ohhh... that’s what defense looks like.

— sincerely, a Trail Blazers fan

Would you characterize it as more of a “paper fight” or “scissors fight?”