The green chili put into things is really the key here. You could put that on anything, and it gets 10x better. There’s a place in Pueblo called Burrito’s Betty that has the best goddamn breakfast burrito in all of Colorado. Order the #10 with green chile and prepare to have your mind blown.

My money’s on “Wintertime”, but yeah, the whole record was surprisingly great. YBN showed a ton of maturity and incisiveness on a debut album, I’m excited to see his career take off.

I lived near one in Reno when I was in college, and the hash brown just didn’t do it for me texture-wise. It was always soggy.

I kind of forgot these were a thing. Too bad I hate breakfast for breakfast. At least JITB offers it all day.

That actually sounds delicious. Shame that both Hardee’s around here are far out of the way for me.

I can vouch for these bottles. Got a double pack from Costco 4 years ago and they are beast. To test for one bottle with ice and water, 2 days later it still had half a bottle of ice left.

I can vouch for these bottles. Got a double pack from Costco 4 years ago and they are beast. To test for one bottle…

No SNES version of Aladdin = No deal

So....music videos from rapists?

Nah, this is the best cover of Africa:

Have sex with your mom, probably.

“Not for nothing, but with Williamson’s timing looking a bit off tonight, we can only speculate on the impact of his decision to recklessly sport a Citizen Eco on the team flight rather than his reliable Tissot time-keeper. Back to you, Mark.”

Applebee’s; you’ve made a poor choice in where to live, now make a poor choice where to eat.

Look at the bright side, now we’ll get a Rovell tweet about how much ad revenue Woj has produced by selling his soul to big business.

Just watch- one day years from now you’ll be in the Klondike, helping a mining company secure their transports, and you’ll happen upon a child playing with an NBA Championship ring the size of a tangerine.

Everybody knows the skyhook is unstoppable.

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

She’s scoring a lot of points, but averages less than an assist per game. I’m sure her coaches would like to encourage her to spread the ball around more, but she’s probably not used to having teammates who are also capable of scoring. Therefore, Han shoots first.

well excuuuuuse me princess

But a lot of lunch accounts that are in the negative are there not because the parents can’t afford to pay, it’s because they forget to deposit money. Or they think their kid should get free food like the other kids. 

So Zero Cool and Acid Burn had a kid and moved to the UK.