I don’t see this guy changing at all, repeatedly putting your foot in your mouth has always been the Papa John’s experience.

The Colonel made good chicken, not crappy pizza. He gets a pass. It’s just how science works.

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

That’s why Lionsgate forced Tyler Perry to renamed it “Madea Goes to Jail” when they released in theatres.

Should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they used to

That sounds like a load.

Call me old fashioned but I’ve never been able to sit down and watch “Bust a Nut in Grandma’s Butt Part 3".

This seems more like a Jack Sock kind of move.

Bowie — Five Years
Wire — Reuters
The Cure — Plainsong
LCD Soundsystem — Dance Yrself Clean
Julia Holter — Marienbad

Also, skits are the only thing keeping Kanye’s “We Don’t Care” and Ghostface Killah’s “Shakey Dog” from this list.

Here Come the Rome Plows.

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

Cilantro, I hope; more probably, curly parsley.

Joe Jackson - Baby Stick Around

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

I pray her kid is never constipated.

What the fuck???? Why didn’t I know about this? I would have bought a couple bottles. Who the fuck loiters on the Tabasco(tm) website?

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Timbits.

Idiot! Any athlete worth his salt knows the earth is flat!

Hard to believe Patrick Swayze and Harold Ramis are both gone.