Boobs.

Or maybe one time they fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

His wife even refuses to touch him

Jump around!

Yes!

Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage

I don’t know about anyone else, and this may be a controversial opinion, but I’ve always felt that the biggest benefit of having one’s wighat in place is that no one seems to notice the great jumping catfish doing the limbo on one’s face.

He took his base in the first, but hit a double off Teheran the next time he faced him in the third

Yeah, but somehow, Bautista always manages to put something together right after someone pisses him off.

The true baseball heroes like Ted Williams and Joe DiMaggio only have a WAR of 1, because the only WAR true baseball fans care about is World War II. Let me know when Mike Trout kills a Nazi.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

Instead of a 10-minute sort-of-sudden-death OT, how about each team gets one possession each of no more than 6 minutes. The score at the end of the two possessions determines the outcome, including ties. The only sudden death would be if a defensive team scores on a turnover (like in college) or the second team to get…

“Ties are great.”

Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

Yes buttercup. That’s exactly how you do it. I know adulting is hard but dealing with situations where you have no control comes with the territory.

I don’t really have any opinion on this photo, but I have noticed that Psychology Today very very often just uses close-ups of the faces of young white women for their covers. Rarely men, rarely anyone older, rarely POC. Just anonymous young white models. As a brown woman who likes the magazine rack and who also likes…

This is a definite reach.

Not saying these dudes are huge fans of Sleep or Electric Wizard, but.....

Mandatory, for yesterday: