This is neither the time nor the place to reference Cursive lyrics.

Nice to see Pete Davidson getting outside of his sketch comedy comfort zone

I heard they're playing some shows and released a new album, but I'd hardly call it a comeback. It's not like they left...

Second video shows it shooting from 2-pt range and at an angle while hitting net.

I guess my counterpoint to this (and other comments about how we should trust the human brain over a computer) is that human brains are pretty “buggy” and tend to “freak out” in alarming ways as well. We fall for optical illusions; forget things alarmingly easily; get distracted, tired, or drunk; and learn all sorts…

Are they going to do it like they bust places for selling alcohol?

I went to a film festival screening of Computer Chess (which I did not like) where the UW professor asked the director what he was thinking when he included a certain theme in the movie. The director replied that he hadn’t thought about it at all and that he really wasn’t sure that the theme was there, but the…

I’m sure Chen was terrified for a few moments. Votto is an intense dude as it stands, I can only imagine how scary it would be to see him approaching you with a bat moments after you hit him with a projectile.

That one is great, but the book Prehistory of the Far Side introduced me to the captions swaps between the Far Side and Dennis the Menace:

100% this. Not only is this treatment monstrous (including letting inmates beat and torture each other) for even the most violent, unrepentant and confirmed criminals, we have a lot of people that get thrown in jail for minor offences and even some who we know did nothing. But because they were tagged with the…

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Incorrect: Luke Skywalker is the best Joker.

This is more unforgivable than leaving Mark Hamill off of your Joker list. I weep for your current and/or future offspring.

I’m really hoping it was just a mistake and not because they actually dislike Mark Hamill or don't know he was the Joker.

0. Luke Skywalker

How many of us left shifters play right handed guitar or play shooters on the PC? I feel like both of those things make your left hand more used to doing finger splits and pressing down with authority.

I pretty much only use the left shift key and my typing is much better with my left hand than right. I'm right handed, but played guitar and video games in HS, so I think that make my left hand much more used to doing finger splits.

Indeed

That’s the good stuff

Decent, but would’ve been better if he used the Reel Big Fish or Cap’n Jazz versions: