I pretty much only use the left shift key and my typing is much better with my left hand than right. I'm right handed, but played guitar and video games in HS, so I think that make my left hand much more used to doing finger splits.

Indeed

That’s the good stuff

Decent, but would’ve been better if he used the Reel Big Fish or Cap’n Jazz versions:

Almost all walk-up music is bad, but this is terrible.

A 5-way AND a coney dog? Woof.

Ugh

Re: the cantaloupe, I drive a Honda Element that (obviously) has no trunk. When I last bought wiper fluid, they were BOGO and I naturally bought both. The BO went into the car immediately, the GO is in the space behind the second row. I try to shove it under the seat enough that it doesn’t bang around back there, but…

SPOILERS!!!

I’ve had two Penn State fan roommates.

To your point, two of my MAGA desk neighbors were gleefully gloating about his arrest this afternoon, saying that it shows how morally corrupt the left is.

Weird way to read what I wrote.

I find it hilarious that the Charles Martel Society is a far-right white nationalist group that gives out an award named after Jack London. Sure London was pretty racist, but he was also an atheist and a socialist.

I have always thought similar things about Coke and Pepsi. It’s almost like they trade off on when to advertise their mirror-image items.

I hate it when bosses undermine employees who are applying the employer’s own rules. I used to deal with that when I worked at Coldstone and it was awful. I then worked at a retail place where so many people tried to scam us that the policies were very strict and managers never overrode an employee who was following…

Yeah, if the menu is not clear, then I feel you are justified in sending the item back.

Back in college I worked at Coldstone and was totally used to people trying to game the sample system, but one day a woman totally abused all sense of reasonableness when sending things back.

Friendly warning: don’t engage any further with them. They like to argue.

I developed an eye twitch at that point of the email.

The day before the charges against Smollett came out, the right-wing wackos in the cube next to me were trotting out the “if you did nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide argument” and this is just going to make it worse. People are going to feel more pressure to hand over everything to the police during an…