Of course one of them is wearing a Notre Dame hat...

There’s so much snow outside and I have a bit of a hangover, so it might be a perfect day to play old school Red Alert.

But would he be caught alive in it?

Here is the kids toy NXT belt I bought for my Halloween costume last year that looks cooler and more legit than the UFC one:

I was talking with someone the other day about Snyder’s hypocrisy. If he doesn’t like the use of “hail” in his songs and promotional materials, there is no way he’s cool with someone casually using a slur against Jews in any context, especially in the name of a sports team.

This is basically the conclusion I arrived at. These people have defined themselves as “men”, specifically by following a set of “rules”. Questioning their adherence to the “rules” or questioning the “rules” themselves gets interpreted as questioning their “manliness” and is taken as a personal attack.

Yeah, when I first heard there was backlash against the ad, I thought it was going to be criticism about how Gillette was cynically using a progressive movement (and watering it down) to sell razors.

It’s all about perceived criticism and their own fragile egos. They’ve made “being a man” a central part of their personality and they did so by following what they thought were the “rules” of “being a man”. If you question their “manliness”, either by questioning how well they fit those “rules” they follow or by…

One day all will be nothing and even the memories of all things that have ever existed will cease to be.

I’m sure these people have, at one point in time or another, gotten upset that McDonalds featured an interracial couple in an ad and wouldn’t stop complaining about it. Now, because of Trump, they are convinced that there is nothing more American than a Big Mac. I’m sure they were all proud of Gillette for being a…

Someone didn’t see Into the Spider-Verse...

Sonoran hot dogs should change anyone’s mind about hot dogs overall.

It just goes to show you that the far right never really cares about the underlying morals or themes. It’s all about them on a personal level. They’ll never generalize their own plight to understand how other people are going through similar things.

I initially said Hardee’s, because they used to run those exceedingly dumb “hot girl eats a sloppy burger” ads (and are now trying to blame those ads on millennials) and their CEO was Trump’s pick for the Department of Labor, but apparently their founder was also a right-winger who supported Operation Rescue and…

He’s even doing a bad job at “owning teh libs”. He really should have gotten some Papa John’s, Chic-Fil-A, and Hardee’s.

JAWBOX GOT BACK TOGETHER! LOVE IS REAL! THERE IS BEAUTY IN THIS WORLD!

Yeah, they should have just said “I read Barstool and I hate you” and cut out all the BS.

Water, barley, rice, hops... Kinda missing a certain important microorganism!

Yeah, I was like... I am not 40. I will be one day and sooner than I would like, but not now. Not today.

So Murray is Batman, Federer is Superman, Nadal is Red Tornado, and Djokovic is Elongated Man?