So dumb, but so good.

Best all-purpose GIF:

We had fallen on black days prior to this, but this statue broke out of that rusty cage like a rampaging rhinosaur.

Yeah, but according to VCI, Rock and Seinfeld were selling out MSG instead of Radio City, so they’re obviously so much better.

Yeah, I guess we just found the butt-hurt Rock/Seinfeld fan. Mulaney wrote some of the best sketches for SNL in the last 20 years, has had increasingly popular and successful tours/specials, and, yes, had a couple dud TV shows.

I think it’s none... No one has had their career ruined by a false accusation.

Thick, firm exterior, softer interior, M&Ms instead of chocolate chips, sized so they take no more than two bites to eat.

I finally realized a bit ago that I sometimes get sleep paralysis.

Does Carling Black Label count for the Gametime Cheap Beer of the week? Depending on the store, you can get it for like $8 a case and all the dives in Ferndale, MI sell it for $2 or less. It’s basically the PBR alternative around here. That all said, one time I went to the venerable Murphy’s Pub in Cincinnati (free…

I live in Ferndale (just outside of Detroit) and while I completely agree that there are problems with gentrification and resegregation, I just want to ask:

Proof that not only are we living in a simulation, but that the simulation is also Hell.

I have almost been in a couple. I was never the aggressor, but I have always been the one to walk away and cool off before anything happened.

Wet Hot American Summer. Dude peaked early.

All Them Witches kick ass:

Burn the witch

This rings so much truer now that he and Graham revealed themselves to be the absolute worst. None of this is about honest attempts to govern, this is all about total control and humiliation of your opponents.

The best quality anyone can have is the ability to get better. I’d rather someone start at 3 and have the ability to improve to 8 than someone stuck at 6.

Can confirm. The kid in the Aquabats uniform at Riot Fest was treated like royalty. Was probably a bigger deal than the Aquabats themselves.

Second biggest bummer of Riot Fest was all the problems that Health had with their equipment.

Do people care about Gaffigan, let alone his opinion on beer?