it’s also a quick way to identify people who are not able or willing to behave professionally.

He is also on tape bragging about sexual assault, and he was never held accountable for that either. It is becoming rapidly clear there is literally nothing Trump will do that will cause Republican lawmakers, let alone his rabid base, to abandon him. The Republicans sold their souls by keeping Trump around; they’ve…

I knew Trump’s fat sphincter mouth would eventually incriminate him.

No, not pizza. There for whatever god awful reason there is a pizza place in the 69th street terminal in Philly. It sells the greasiest pieces of pizza known to man. And people bring them on the trollies and get grease and cheese and fried smell EVERYWHERE.

None food. None is ok. Eat before or eat after. Drink some water or juice or something if you’re feeling peckish to stave off the hunger if need be. Don’t make a mess. Don’t gulp loudly.

Damn you once again you magnificent bastard.

Riding the CTA in Chicago, I once saw a man eat a bag of chicken FEET, sucking out the marrow and tossing the foot on the ground. So disgusting.

WHAT

Don’t eat on the subway.

Pussy.

Even the Belgians are ashamed of her.

The most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in my life occurred on the Metro in DC. Note that during my years riding the Metro, I saw and smelled every body fluid imaginable, people in every imaginable state of undress, etc., you know...the usual for a subway system. But all of that paled in comparison to the Milk…

Absolutely nothing. But if you must (those rides can be long), stuff that doesn’t smell, make noise, or make a mess.

Nothing. Don’t subject me to your stank-ass food smells.

I’ll accept it. Please absolve yourself of any guilt. Headaches are terrible.

BART has a no food, no drink rule...that no one follows. But it would be awesome if they did. I don’t need to smell you BBQ, or curry, or Chinese food, or your McDonald’s. I also don’t want you to spill your fucking coffee all over me, because you don’t know how to balance yourself on the train. It’s gross enough as…

In DC, we’re technically not allowed to eat or drink anything, even water, in the Metro system. And no one has ever starved to death because of it. Our Metro system kills people in many ways, but that’s not one of them. And so many fewer rats than NYC.

Unless you are diabetic, you do not ‘need’ to eat on the subway, nor do you ‘need’ quick protein.

Nothing that has a smell, nothing that makes a mess. Probably something you can eat with one hand, for the sake of your own ease. How is this hard? Who are you monsters?

Coffee. Tea. Water.