and moisturized!

No one is going to buy those short, fat bottles because they would be too hard to grip with wet soapy hands, but some marketer is going to take that as meaning no one wants short, fat bottles because they are reminded of short, fat women.

Never, EVER forget that the most important thing you can be as a woman is beautiful.

Quite a few of those bottles look like they’d be irritating to hold or likely to tip over. Which I suppose is the likely result when you try to compare women’s bodies to functional household objects.

This idea sounds like a nightmare to stock in stores, assuming retailers even bother to carry the alternatively shaped bottles.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

Hmmmm, right now I’m mostly reading the required material for classes, but I just ordered a book that was recommended on here recently. It’s called Ravensbruck: Life and Death in Hitler’s Concentration Camp for Women. I’m not sure whether it will cure your depression, but it was highly recommended.

Hey, when you show up like an unannounced dickhead, you get what you get.

“ Them’s for lookin, not eatin”

I love how even Mark Zuckerberg was not important enough for them to open the China cabinet and use the good setting. Plastic plates, cups and cutlery for guests... why am I not surprised these folks voted for Trump?

Zuck does it intentionally because he’d rather spend his brain power on “more important” things as if he might miss a chance to get Facebook in China on the day he decides what tie to wear instead. You know, because deciding what to wear every day, even when you have zillions of dollars and can pay someone else to do…

Please no more celebrity presidents.

Milo looks like he eats Ichiban noodles right out of the package. I really feel sorry for this guy. What a waste of time spent on Earth. They say that when you die, a little movie of your entire life plays, just for you. It depresses me to think about his movie.

I cried when I watched this, and not because it gave me the feels. As they projected up the video and I had to watch those poor women sit there and listen while someone said terrible things about them just for being transgender or a feminist...I was crushed. I can’t imagine how terrible you would feel if you saw…

As an actual fucking researcher, this “experiment” would not get by any ethics committee because 1. there’s no informed consent and 2. They are literally playing videos of people saying that trans people should not exist in front of a trans person. At best, it’s irresponsible research, at worse, it’s... well... this…

Gosh, who knows, maybe if some random German beer company had done a commercial like this, with, say....a Nazi and a Jew? Who knows? Maybe that Nazi and that Jew could have found some warm fuzzy “common ground,” shared a beer, and golly, six million lives could have been saved. The power of advertising!

Yes, Kara Brown, yes! I hate this new idea that sexist assholes, racist assholes, transphobic assholes, etc. not only want the right to be assholes but they don’t want to be called out for it. “This is why Trump won” is the new “Thanks, Obama.” I only like two kinds of beer—hot and cold— but I would’ve left that…

Late-stage capitalism, everybody.

Yeah, I’m getting real sick of this “maybe we should all just come together and listen” shit. No, sorry, when you’re fundamentally WRONG, I’m not going to listen. Sometimes, there really is a correct opinion. You shouldn’t have to respect my opinion if my opinion is that the Earth is made of pudding.

THANK YOU. The same people I saw bitching about Pepsi are sharing this ad like, “WOW HOW AMAZING THANKS GENERIC BEER COMPANY” and I found it to be really grotesque