Nope. Nooooope.

She’s just missing a layer or three of caked mud and dried blood. Hopefully those will come later.

I’m pretty sure Chancellor Merkel was thinking the same thing.

They’re not even trying to hide the corruption. This is pretty screwed up.

I feel like I ask this at least twice a day, but what the fuck?

Atomic Blonde looks good. The fight scenes look a little obvious to me (especially the first scenes), but I’ve seen worse, so that can be overlooked.

If you have her looks, it’s easy.

Charlize has had a really impressive arc as an actress thus far. She went from being eye-candy, to romantic interest, to dramatic actress, to kick ass action star. I’m not her agent, but she should do a few comedies next. Not rom-coms with, say Kevin James, but with her as the focus.

And yet...everyone in the Trump Administration is healthy as a horse. There is NO GOD.

“Unfortunately, I do not have the same aptitude for the written word, but if I did I can assure you that my tale would be about the most epic love story — ours.”

Are you truly expecting Kellyanne Conway to understand something?

I was able to translate the tattoo:

Why do these bozos keep interviewing her? She’s never given any useful information in a single interview she’s done. The point of interviews is to help inform viewers, and all she does is obfuscate and misdirect. Other than for ratings, there is literally no reason to talk to Conway. Stop giving this sell-out asshole…

Those tattoos sound hella stupid.

Well, when my sister’s marriage was circling the drain and she and her husband were still in deep denial, they decided to have another baby. One nasty divorce later and she’s wishing they weren’t quite so “bonded.” So... there are things more permanent than a tattoo, just sayin.

Pamela Anderson=fucking gross.

Oooh, some people at the DNC said they didn’t like Bernie, in May 2016 after the primaries were essentially over. Some crime. Assange is a fucking hypocrite doing Putin’s bidding. When Wikileaks started, he said he planned to expose the Russian government too. Crickets.

Nothing, but I certainly have something against dudes that say shit like this: “”Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of feminism.” and “I fell into a hornets’ nest of revolutionary feminism.”

Yeah I need to see the fuck out of this movie asap stat like, now. Nothing like a woman’s violent vengeance. *5 stars*