All that shit is fake. Nails, eyelashes, long-ass hair. I just don’t want you to feel inadequate about something you could only match with a lot of money and time. Rihanna is still a goddess.

Every time I see Rihanna I’m reminded of how I need so many more tattoos.

One day I, too, hope to lead a lifestyle that lets me get away with hand tattoos.

Also, a bunch of Harvard bros and broettes want to be in close physical proximity to Rihanna.

Politipets.

I have had more than one argument with women on Jezebel about shaving. Fine, you like to shave, but don’t deny what’s behind it. Most people disagreed with me, lol.

Do you think it’s possible to be a feminist and not devote every action of your life to feminism?

Wait. Rihanna and Kurt Cobain have the same birthday? Well, well, well. Well.

Don’t you mean she turned “twenty-fine”?

(I’ll show myself out.)

I don’t see universal income happening in this country until AFTER the whole system falls apart. Corporations and the wealthy have made it very clear that they will burn this whole thing down before they give up an inch to the middle and lower classes.

I agree and think that’s sometimes the problem when it comes to economic ideologies. There’s never an inbetween just one or the other. I wouldn’t want complete communism but a world where people starve and one person can make more than generations of residents in a small town or city combined is ridiculous.

Not really the point. The point is the CEO, while valuable, does not add value on remotely the kind of scale to justify their salaries.

A competent CEO’s salary is only partially justified by the value they add to the company. The rest is a kind of economic placebo effect. So millions of dollars that could go to…

This is literally the job requirements for Trump’s cabinet.

Yes, isn’t it crazy to think that we, in the most prosperous nation in the world, at the most prosperous moment of human history, might spread our prosperity around to all people instead of hoarding it in Panamanian banks? SO WEIRD.

Hmm my wife works those hours (thanks to forced overtime) and is a lowly claims processor. Meanwhile the CEO cuts out by 3pm daily and has never worked a weekend.

I’m curious about what constitutes “work” for a CEO though. Are they at their computer busting ass 12 hours a day? Or wining and dining clients and counting that as part of the 55 hour week, or counting picking up their kids at 3 pm as work.

You could at least have linked to the un-photoshopped picture.

How can someone have THAT money and THOSE teeth?

Unfortunately, also:

Counterpoint — Exxon’s $400mm man:

1 anectode > scientific study with more than 2,000 subjects