I find it fascinating that many of my friends and relatives who were crazy for Trump, cussed out Hillary every chance they got, and voted him in are now possibly realizing how fucked we are as a nation and have demanded that no one should talk or post political opinions and news around them. Only happy things! Just…

But the hands will get MUCH larger...

Well this seven sister grad referred to the idea of sleeping with Bannon in order to save America as equivalent to the first episode of Black Mirror, where the British PM has to literally fuck a pig.

You know, it’s really amazing how easily you can connect the homophobia of the Right with their suppressed desire to have a really strong Daddy.

The problem with all this? Trump likes being called a fascist. He desperately wants to be a strongman like his daddy Putin. Shit like this just emboldens him and makes him think his tiny hands are bigger than they actually are.

Steve Bannon once referred to liberal-minded women as “a bunch of dykes that came from the Seven Sisters schools up in New England.”

Bannon always reminds me of this guy.

Good place to archive the many superb US/EU/UK magazine covers this shitshow into the Apocalypse is spawning this year.

I’m both excited and horrified for his reaction to all this. Will he outlaw print media in the US? Turn off the internet for US Americans? Order SOF to attack these publishers’ offices for intel?

When then Germans start mocking you about democracy you know you’re in trouble.

Bannon looks like cancer personified on that cover.

She could have given that wedding dress to a needy, sexy bride-to-be.

I don’t think this woman is capable of embarrassment. To her detriment... 

Pages 4-50

Chapter one - I was born a woman in America

I was born without a penis, and it was all downhill from there.

I hope one of the quotes in it is simply, “we overestimated the intelligence of the American people.” 

How to Be Popular and Still Lose: An Anthology

People Are Dumb and Petty: The 2016 Election

“Y’all told me my services weren’t needed so shut the fuck up about what I should be doing now” - a memoir