I am not trying to say that Brexit is not bad — it is terrible, and part of a worldwide rise in nationalism.

I’m an American abroad, having a really hard time being away from home after the election. I feel very isolated from what is happening and I wish I could be with all of you processing and grieving and making plans to pull shit together. I’m in London until July and already cannot deal with the Brits telling me that…

Just a note to weigh in: I am aggressively not doing the things on this list and also drinking.

I’m going to build a wormhole generator to escape into a better universe. Who wants to fund my generator and/or come with me?

I’m too fucking lazy to not enjoy missionary and I’ll admit it.

I must say, I enjoy missionary. Something about the way I’m made makes it quite advantageous.

like they do on television

Just make sure you’re not fucking someone who voted against you.

I know! I’m just trying to explain why people are saying that misogyny was more powerful than racism in this election. You can miss where the claim is coming from if you only look at Trump voters.

Really can’t share this enough. No one, not even his devoted voters have any idea what this fool is going to do and the uncertainty in the air is palpable.

What she’s referring to is voter turnout for Democrats. It was so low in comparison to previous years—because people were unwilling to vote for Hillary despite there being a huge threat from racist people chanting at Republican rallies. But we don’t need to have a pissing contest between racism and sexism in this…

I never said economic concerns weren’t part of the problem. I said you can’t blame it just on poor people alone. I’m not disputing that the middle class might have a lower standard of living than in decades but that doesn’t mean they’re “poor”. It’s people’s perception that matters and causes the unrest and anger at…

Picturing the Secret Service reading his tweets and collectively throwing their heads back and moaning, “Fuck me this is going to be a long four years.”

I’m sure others have said this but damn if this isn’t as terrible a few days for Donald Trump as it is for everyone else. This is the worst possible thing to happen to him. He thought he’d lose, become a right-wing martyr, and get a cushy seat yelling at America through Trump TV about crooked Hillary for 30 minutes a…

i started to wonder last night if Melania is not the infamous Ivan from all those spy movies from the 70s & 80s. the Karla from the John le Carre books...

George W. Bush was a genius next to this man. Trump literally knows nothing about anything. I would be surprised if he can point to Syria on a map without help.

I’m thinking it’s less that he remembered to be an adult than that an aide jacked his phone.

The protesters- many of whom likely voted for Jill Stein and wrote all over Facebook that Trump and Hillary were no different- are now freaking out because their lives will be impacted, for some of them, horrendously.

I think Twitter should take away his Twitter account for the national good. Also think someone on the White House media team should talk them into setting up the POTUS account such that every tweet needs to be approved by a rational person.

Hot Take DuJour: THIS MAN IS SO PROFOUNDLY STUPID.