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The amount of pink in porn thumbnails is a good indicator to how “acceptable” pedophilia is in the real world.

Not to excuse Weiner but to condemn porn culture: wanting/pretending to fuck teenage girls is fully vanilla in porn. It probably points to a serious porn habit (combined with a negative quantity of self control) more than anything else.

SIGH

I did 10 years in the Guard including a year in Iraq for Bush/Cheney. Yup, stupid. Still not sure the cause I supported... freedom?

A couple years ago my mother informed me that I was named after “Jory” from the sequel to “Flowers in the Attic”

Oh snap! I dont want to support this boring ass pissing contest, but my parents splashed fake blood on me as a kid and made me stand outside an abortion clinic. I felt so guilty, it was awful, even as a 7 yr old I knew those women deserved compassion. Worst. Pissing contest. Ever.

SAME. Then i had a pregnancy scare and was like fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk being pro-life I am too irresponsible to have a baby

There seems to be an above-average number of Jezebel commentors who were once born again Christians and appeared on Christian television shows (another commentor upthread had a similar story. I guess this can give me hope for the brainwashed 18 year old Trump supporters I see at school.

In eighth grade I challenged my science teacher on evolution... and I felt this simultaneous pride (I hope Jesus saw me do this) and deep shame (I think she might be right that we weren’t created by god in a week). I figured it all out my freshman year of high school, thank the baby Jesus. I have thought about

I voted for Bush in 2000. It was my first election.

I accepted my $20 prize for first place in the “Best Pro Life Poster” contest at my Catholic high school.

I was born into poverty in a super duper conservative state and lobbied HARD against free or reduced lunches at school, even for people who were worse off than we were, because my mom was hard core that we would eat nothing before accepting charity. And if I had to eat shitty lunches like a half piece of bread and

When I was in 6th grade, our school banned shorts for some reason. I got so mad I started to campaign to bring them back.

Voted for Bush in ‘04 and McCain in ‘08. I was raised conservative and remember listening to Rush Limbaugh in the car with my dad at a pretty young age. I blame it on being brainwashed. Fortunately, I snapped out of it around 2012. Even my dad admits that Fox News is a little out there.

supported Bush in 2004 bc i was a hardcore Evangelical in high school. my reasoning was something along the lines of, “well good Christians should support other good Christians.” i was 16 and an idiot.

i was also pro-life and didn’t know what to make of homosexuality. slut shamed people, went to Third Day concerts, was

Being a die-hard capitalist is a pretty dumb cause.

I voted for Reagan.

I enlisted in the US Army. 4 years of active duty. That was fucking stupid.

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every

Saving my virginity until marriage