Oh, brother. Yes, the historical dramas before all those icky feminists came in to bleed all over your boy’s club were SOOOOOOOOOO ACCURATE. Shakespeare? Now, there was a writer with nothing but respect for English history who totally did not do some serious tweaking to the historical record so Queen Elizabeth…

The difference is that these are farm animals, not pets. Farm animals shouldn’t be in the home, and kids should understand the difference in terms of the physical and emotional space necessary for the two types of animals. It doesn’t even seem that the parents understand this.

Sexism and misogyny are sooo weird. Like, a historical miniseries has some inaccuracies and it’s because women have no interest in history and we pretty much inherently ruin everything. Ok...

I blame the ongoing feminisation of our culture. This may be grossly unfair on all those women out there — the Fawn, for example — who find this MillsandBoonification of history just as irritating as I do. But I suspect it’s probably true that boys, being of a more trainspotterish disposition, more jealous of their…

I’m like

COME ON! Dont you want your flower back !?!?1!?

im going to create a gun that vibrates and doesnt shoot and make so much money

This is the second time this week I’ve clicked on a headline that clearly should come with a poll and there is no poll. Did Univision ban polls? How am I supposed to go through my day wondering how many Jezebel readers would get a shot of their own blood plasma in their clit if it meant more orgasms? This is going to…

Why do people reach for such extreme measures? There are so many, less drastic things that women can do. Such as:

Wait a minute! Why was he shooting his own dick up with blood for a year? Who ever said that would improve an erection?

Yes I understand how vaccines work, but having your kids kiss chickens is not how building immunity works! Building a kid’s immune system involves feeding them a variety of fresh healthy foods, letting them play outside in the dirt, and with other kids, and avoiding antibiotics and stress. Mouth to mouth with farm…

Because thanks to our free market, the only way to get the vaccine is in 5,000 or 10,000 dose units. And apparently, chickens need multiple doses. ( not that many, but it’s not reasonable for household chickens.)

Ya, we don’t know much about our gut microbiome, but we do know that exposing young children to salmonella isn’t going to help their immunity.

Chickens in the UK - those being raised for food, even - get a Salmonella vaccine. Why isn’t that possible in the US?

Let me guess: after she got the chickens, she decided her entire family was gluten and possibly lactose intolerant because they suddenly frequently had “achy guts” and incessant diarrhea?

Someone who doesn’t want to catch germs from some dusty-ass chickenkisser.

My friend is convinced that she’s building their immune systems

But.

Sounds like I can keep on fucking ‘em, though, so that’s good news.

That really changes my perspective on that gif of that little boy hugging his chicken. That was so cute, but now I’m always going to worry about him getting salmonella