I’m starting to think that #yesallfuckingmen are just complete predators. If you’ve made it to adulthood without assaulting someone, you’re just better at suppressing it than the rest. GOODBYE.

“According to the Telegraph, the woman had fallen asleep in an office in order to wait for the next train in the morning home. After a brief conversation, the pair started to have consensual sex, trying first in a “spooning” position and then turning around to face each other. It was then that Green noticed that the…

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He humbled bragged about the size of his penis while testifying about raping a woman.

This statement is so messed-up and bizarre and shameful and stupid on so many levels, I don’t even know where to start.

This fucking guy. Didn’t think it was possible to go downhill from rape, and yet... men continue to surprise.

When a woman is drunkenly sleeping in her office until the trains start running again, I see no scenario where “a brief conversation” leads to consensual sex.

If you’re having problems penetrating our vaginas, that means we don’t want it to be penetrated. A dry vag is not a sexually aroused vag. (This excludes menopausal and post-menopausal women who may have dryness for different biological reasons. Still, it should be an indication not to proceed.)

That’s very much his story. Hers is that she was sleeping on the floor because she didn’t have cab money and tried to crawl away from him.

Yeah it's really hard when they are resisting and saying no. Makes it a challenge for sure.

its incredibly difficult for me to read anything this cretin says without saying it in a caveman voice.

‘Can you leave please, just go’.”

“I find my penis is hard to penetrate females.”

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

demonstrating for the jury with his hand.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that a scumbag rapist would incorporate bragging about his dick into his excuse.

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

Might be overestimating there; the NFL *is* the most popular sport in the country and he’s arguably one of the most popular players in the league.

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.