Listen. I like Beyonce, but she is a plagiarizer.

The headline of this article should read: “Beyonce fan mad that Beyonce got sued”.

Exactly. 1 still seems like BS. But when you see them all lined up together, it looks pretty fucking shady. But she has a quiet reputation for doing this. All of her ideas are taken from little known artists. Not saying she doesn’t put her own spin on things but she’s not the visionary that she’s painted to be.

I’ll get stung. She routinely steals choreography and Bob FUCKING Fosse should have had Kanye’s love for Single Ladies. Period.

yay, the wealthy person won!

In fugly as hell gladiator sandals. When did those come back in style, and who do I have to punish for it?

It is. The “Love” part is about loving cocaine.

When you wake up and need a nap more cocaine.

Guess we can figure out how 63-year old Andre Jorge Tamine fits into this picture.

Each of these photos is hilarious if you replace the last noun in their inane commentary with “cocaine”:

When Times Square is your idea of “traveling” in NYC, you’re officially doing it wrong.

I cant figure out who is photobombing her photo. And now that I think of it, SHE is photobombing the breakdancer’s photo. Bitch.

Unpopular opinion: I fucking hate working out in a gym. I find it boring and demoralizing and I avoid it whenever humanly possible. I think our national obsession with achieving an Olympian/Hollywood body while working a 9-5 (if you’re lucky) or 5 seconds after you’ve had kids is our puritanical masochism at its…

I hate the “what’s your excuse” line. I’m all about encouraging people to be healthier and what not, but that line is just hostile. Hope you continue to kick ass as a single mom.

I’m a single mom. I wake up at 5 am every day to cook dinner, make lunches and breakfast and do chores. I get home from picking up my kid at afterschool care around 6:30. I feed my child, put him to bed, then do emails and house work. laundry etc. There is no extra hour for me to watch TV or sleep or work out. Your…

I’m not into athleasure myself, probably because I’m an elder millennial and it would have been considered shlubby when *I* was in high school and college (not that it stopped people during finals week, but there was nothing aspirational about it).

Yet you don’t mention Beyonce’s Ivy Park line? Because flying spaghetti monster forbid any Jezebel writer says anything remotely critical of Queen Bey?

Judge Persky: “Uh, guys, this was my plan all along, obviously. I was making a statement so California would change that terrible law. Now, how about that apology and my job back?”