I am so fucking tired of these assholes.

God damn time conspiring with clocks to wake me up too early.

Conservatives are supposed to respect private property—no? If somebody parked in one of these redhats’ driveway, he’d be out with an AR-15 “standing his ground.” Of course, for these folks, taking care of themselves outweighs everything else, just like with their master.

Everyone thinks that everyone else is the little fish.

even though McConnell will have done more than almost anyone else to facilitate his return to office.

Imagine looking at everything in your life as one conspiracy or another. The MAGA crowd does.

You really think he even remotely gives enough of a damn about his supporters to remember that? What’s in it for him?

As a New York motorist, I am all too familiar with the unsavory shenanigans of too many tow truck drivers.

A towing outfit named “Gotcha Towing” couldn’t possibly be an ethically challenged business.

Well then, how delightful that they eat their own!

I’m sure there’s already a Facebook post saying that they had the cars towed/locked the doors because they didn’t want their secret Dunkin pedo ring discovered.

Some countries restrict the engine size and/or power output of new licensed drivers.

What will be wild is that the law enforcement that they’re going to go after are all already Trump supporters themselves. Like, I will relish the moment Trump has Mitch McConnell thrown in jail for lack of loyalty, even though McConnell will have done more than almost anyone else to facilitate his return to office.

Everything about Trump is one giant grift, so Trumpers grifting Trumpers is just a natural part of the life cycle.

The only response needed here.  Well done.

If they have never seen towing like this before, then they must live under a rock somewhere far outside of Charlotte.  I live in Charlotte and it has been a popular topic on the news for decades of how fast towing companies will tow your car if you park somewhere and even look at another store besides the store the…

Folks who had their cars towed have to pay $380 to get them back from Gotcha Towing.

And if Felonious Monk gets back in and this were to happen again, you can expect his DoJ to investigate and likely arrest every single person associated with law enforcement in the whole town.  It will not be subtle, and it will not be pleasant.

I am so fucking tired of these assholes desecrating our flag.

Good. Fuck em.