The reusable Tianlong-3

He apparently has no idea how much the trial defense and sentence would have cost him had the kid died (he obviously doesn’t care about the kid, so I’m ignoring guilt or other emotional cost that a human would feel). I love my car, too, but if someone had to cause some damage to it to save the life of even a stranger,…

Presumably the 13-year-old had to use some tool or implement to break the window, not just her bare fist, and if this were real and not totally made up, she would probably be using some blunt object she found nearby on the lawn or in the garage.  And using it clumsily and frantically, best case.

True. Sadly many guys like this are entirely self-aware of their behavior and how it might send a significant other running away eventually, so they built ways of trapping them in the relationship that can include threatening to harm their own children.

Dude, where do I sign up!?!? I just missed out on a ticket for the Titan Submersible, so this looks like the perfect consolation prize now that that’s not an option anymore.

To the person with the phone:

Framing, you fak...

Divorce with sole custody and HIGH child support payments, plus castration is the answer. This guy needs to not be allowed to breed again.

That’s the scary part. in times of emergencies I would think good Samaritan laws would play into effect here. But all it takes is one ruling in this dude’s favor to make people hesitant about helping.

Window frame, not frame frame.

I guess this proves anyone named Lance is enormous tool since this the third example after a friend's ex and Lance Armstrong.  Lance should take his lumps and begin marital counseling ASAP.  

Range Safety Officer on vacation?

Setting aside that I think this story is made up, this lady has one reasonable solution staring right at her - send her husband’s car off to WhistlinDiesel. I’m sure that he’ll figure a perfectly fitting use for that car.

When I was 18, one of my friend’s brother accidentally backed into my car door at my house. He came in immediately and fessed up and promised to pay for a new door.

Hey Lance, you’re a piece of shit. That child saved you and your dipshit wife from being arrested for killing your own child. The kid tried to get your attention a less-destructive way, but you weren’t paying attention.

Wait until this woman give his beloved car a door ding or something.

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Getting to fly the airplane again is very optional.

Shania Twain tried to warn us...

A cousin of mine married a spoiled brat husband like this, whose parents also bought him a car that he spends money customizing instead of saving for his family he can’t afford. He’s done equally stupid stuff like this and would behave in the same manner.

Take me to court, bud. I look forward to your testimony in front of the court. I’m going to want the jury to hear my daughter testify and see the photos of her injury, she’s absolutely got the guts for it. I am, however, unclear at which point you will get charged with child neglect.