Pointing and laughing tends to work for me 

But isn’t that still art? The whole purpose of art is to produce thoughts and/ or emotional responses. It just turns out it’s a negative response for you 

Dell DJ, thank you very much 

Also the boat attacks are happening on the other side of the fuckin world lol. Watch, he’s gonna be the impetus for them happening elsewhere now 

Aside from showing off his wealth (indoor pool), I’m calling cheating since he used paper ‘walls’ to keep the car on track. You gotta bank those turns 

Lockers?? We don’t need no stinkin’ lockers! 

H-Tiiiiiiine, where even the police are rollin’ on swangas

You could see the back end wanted to come around a time or two, but the little guy just kept pushing.

Nah they just love weed 

Not exactly the best, but the most memorable was when I saw three tornadoes touch down around me while driving from San Marcos back to Lubbock. It was starting to get dark, so I fuckin gunned it because I didn’t wanna lose sight them. Turns out over 100 touched down across the state on Easter Sunday 2011 

I’ve had nothing but base models my whole life, so just having buttons on my steering wheel and a screen has me feeling all fancy and shit 

So I just lift the hood, set it on the edge, and wait for the magic, right? 

Hmmmm, where can I find this “Magic Dong?”

Temecula? 

I dunno, Bradley, I think it might actually be me

There were real versions, but I like this livery better. It’s too bad that this picture is one of only few remaining examples of this livery, since GT Sport closed their servers

What do they think this is, a dead whale in Oregon?

Reminds me of that stunt driver named Brian Carson who would crash cars into stuff

Maaaaaaan, my truck does match the colors of my alma mater (Race Red for my Red Raiders, let’s goooooooo), but it wasn’t my first choice. the dealer had my exact same truck in Magma Red, but a coworker had just picked up a Magma Red F-150 at the end of the previous school year, and I didn’t want everyone thinking I…