but but but I’ve been told regulations are a bad thing. Surely the leaders of my state wouldn’t lie to me

Nah, it’s a video game about space exploration, with a… heavy ending

I’m getting flashbacks to Outer Wilds from watching this lol

Hi, welcome to Houston Independent School District 

Missed opportunity to take out the dipshit and his door 

I’m glad I got mine when I did. 2018 STX 5.0 FX4 for $37,500 

Or at least the SuperCab with the 6 1/2' bed 

Ew, those plastic treads fucking suuuuuuuuuck.

Yeah, absolutely FUCK tornadoes. I’ve seen them once- three touched down almost simultaneously, two to the north and one to the south. I NEVER want to experience that again 

ughhhhh my horse’s ass of a new superintendent used that ad as a metaphor for himself... somehow idk I wasn’t listening 

What are you talking about? Audi never made cars after 2008 lmao

Both my appraiser and I were at a loss for words 

BRO. I had a student randomly announce that there were full episodes of SpongeBob on ph, and then proceeded to try and show anyone and everyone around him WHILE I WAS GETTING OBSERVED BY MY APPRAISER 

What a bunch of pissbabies 

And we were playing goldeneye on like 20 inch screens lmao

I also have that glorious red cartridge. I love it to death, but yeah it’s probably the worst version of it lmao

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNSPIEK, BARON BODISSEY

5300lbs?!?! That’s as much as my extended cab F-150

That dude more or less describes all of Montgomery county 

Bro just say you hate women