Y’all don’t get it; he just really wants to get back to the zip line over the pool

I think a lot of those cracking sounds were from the suv and not the tree 

But seriously though, what if there was, like, a messed up evil pikachu?

What, you’re telling me that the tiny little clear, plastic film on the edges of my doors wasn’t worth $1,000?

I went in with low expectations, but goddamn wtf was that video

Mashing every button in the car until I get idkfa 

Long live Cock Commander 

Oh I’m sure he will be lmao. It was funny, early in the class the prof had us talk about a time we felt racially/ ethnically out of place. All the kids were like, ‘oh the time I went to the Amigo (grocery store) north of 4th street,’ or ‘when I went to my housekeepers’ daughters’ Quinceanera.’ When they got to me it…

Coincidentally, one of the first education classes you have to take at Texas Tech is called Schools, Society, and Diversity for the very reason you stated. The goal was to tell all the rich, white DFW kids that ‘hey, you’re going to be working with more than just white kids’ lol 

Ain’t that the truth. The way my school operates, seniors finish about two weeks earlier than everyone else for… reasons.

The Simpsons showed the proper way to handle this

Every now and then I’ll have a student day they use it, then I give them the weirdest look 

Hell, I wonder if it was even a legit ultrasound they showed 

Nah, you gotta put some proper swangas on that ‘Lac

Imo, the university should somehow tie this to football. Say something about how since the money is tight, there may not be a financial possibility for Badger football 

Yessirrrrr 😎