I’m just now realizing that was this commercial. For some reason I thought that was like a Coke advertisement or something

That’s why we must carry on our respective family traditions 

Bigfoot and cigarettes. Name a better duo

Yup. Fuel and tire management is my weakest aspect by farrrrrrrr lmao 

I haven’t subjected myself to the Human Comedy yet. One of these days 

Trying to get a decent time on the ‘Ring time trial and realizing how dry your eyes are two thirds of the way through a lap 

I’m sure it’ll be fiiiiiiine 

Also, pretty sure the dude is a pedo. At work so I can’t pull the tweet up, but yeah it’s probably this piece of shit 

Northern Ireland??

A ‘96 F-250 crew cab with an 8' bed. God I loved that truck. I felt like the most powerful person in the world when driving it, although my 2018 F-150 blows it out of the water. It was a base-model version of this

Wizards of the Coast sends pinkertons, wonder who nintendo sends 

Watch, they’re doing the iphone method where older products run crappier with each update

OH MY GOD BLASTER MASTER FUCK YES 

Yup. They’d have one piece of actual journalism followed by like 10 articles of nothing but pulled comments from reddit and shit

The ‘90s were a different time. I have to say the same to my students while giving them tutorials on how to hold an N64 controller lmao 

When buzzfeed wanted to do legit news, they weren’t half bad. They were the ones who uncovered the true death toll of the 2021 Texas freeze 

It’s all about the mother fuckin’ El Niño baybeeeeeeee

*Looks at color, looks at username*

I’ve been way more busy this year so I may have missed it, but what is up with the color change?