the kids are all vaping about

Nice car, but my head sits above the top of the windshield, so that’s an automatic ND for me

Lol half-asleep me may have taken it somewhat literal 

Polyphony exec knocks on your door with a hammer in hand 

If you have a ps3 you might be able to play it. I know at one point there was software you could download to enable the ability to play ps1 and 2 games, and even save games and such 

Throw a Coyote in that thing and we have ourselves a party

Yeah, I’ll always read that as “moron label”

“Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character”

Burnt orange really is the worst color 

The ending is rough but that movie rules so hard 

Man, I read a snippet of that story! Stuff was freeeeaaakyyyyyyy

Do you want to get Event Horizon’d? Because that’s how you get Event Horizon’d

It was taken off youtube and I’m too lazy to see if the vhs still works, but luckily it’s been posted elsewhere. Anyways, Bigfoot in Action

I’m astounded that the Dodge Ram isn’t on this list

I think it’s up to you. I’m playing through it on the same save. There’s mention of it in the museum at the end of the game (if you have it installed). It didn’t make a difference to the overall story, because I played it through again before playing the dlc

It took me a while to process everything, and during that little part after the credits I had a huge wave of emotions hit. Now I’m working through the dlc, which is just as amazing as the original 

You got it, good luck! 

Same thing happened to me somewhere outside of Dallas. Thankfully the clerk gave me a free car wash once I let them know