If I was a billionaire that owned an F1 team, my livery would be changed to a rainbow/ Black Lives Matter 

That Raider is the wrong color 

Naming the Link figure the same thing as the last time I played Ocarina of Time 

Playing Warzone a while back and had a great sniper battle with this dude. Anyways, after I finally got him, I was prepared for the usuals, you know, fucks and homophobic slurs etc etc. Instead, the guy replied with a sincere ‘great fuckin shots, dude’ and that was the thing that surprised me

Funny how that works out lol. I usually go to the page at least once a week to see what the daily races will be, and saw that post yesterday. I keep thinking about making an account, but then at the same time I’m lazy af 

Lurking on the Gran Turismo Reddit, I came across a post venting about which cars can/cannot be turbo/ supercharged, which led to this gem:

If it’s not an ‘extended’ cab with that little shitty folding seat it doesn’t count 

That’s the plan this weekend lol. We just finished Act 1, so there’s still some time

Wait, for real?!?! I’m teaching Macbeth this year for the first time ever (always did Hamlet), and I haven’t made it that far yet

First it was my stove, and now how much coal I can roll?!?!?!

Freshman year of college, I was driving back to San Antonio from Houston after the Super Bowl. I was on I10, just past Flatonia, cruising along in the left lane, when all of a sudden I saw a figure walk out in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes and swerved into the right lane, when my back-right tire went off…

All of the teams rely on the TV split money, even the biggest

This was the first person to ever do that, everrrrrrr

Shit for that price you can get a used Limited with the Raptor engine and ball massaging seats

This guy’s about as dumb a criminal as the idiot that tried, and failed, to steal the catalytic convertor off my truck 

All camera angles during the races need to be in the roof cam, otherwise I won’t feel the immersion 

BERKMAN!! Just don’t mention the rest of the 2005 season…