If it’s not an ‘extended’ cab with that little shitty folding seat it doesn’t count 

That’s the plan this weekend lol. We just finished Act 1, so there’s still some time

Wait, for real?!?! I’m teaching Macbeth this year for the first time ever (always did Hamlet), and I haven’t made it that far yet

First it was my stove, and now how much coal I can roll?!?!?!

Freshman year of college, I was driving back to San Antonio from Houston after the Super Bowl. I was on I10, just past Flatonia, cruising along in the left lane, when all of a sudden I saw a figure walk out in front of my car. I slammed on the brakes and swerved into the right lane, when my back-right tire went off…

All of the teams rely on the TV split money, even the biggest

This was the first person to ever do that, everrrrrrr

Shit for that price you can get a used Limited with the Raptor engine and ball massaging seats

This guy’s about as dumb a criminal as the idiot that tried, and failed, to steal the catalytic convertor off my truck 

All camera angles during the races need to be in the roof cam, otherwise I won’t feel the immersion 

BERKMAN!! Just don’t mention the rest of the 2005 season…

And just like that, every teenage boy in the state became a prolific criminal

So uhhhhhhh, you want a new best friend? 

Paying the truck off, but the only question there is if it’s done early or not. Then start looking for a secondary vehicle for autocross/ possible daily duties 

This guy Fords 

First off, uh holy shit. Secondly, I bet it was because the postal truck is rhd

Well we know teslas will follow the Titanic Rule: women and children first, ie that’s what they’ll aim for 

What a fuckin coward