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9th gen Ford trucks, particularly in long-boi form

The stupid nazi, before getting his face broken:

I mean, he threw his own children under the bus when he bailed on us during the freeze, soooooo

This is the one scarecrow that’s creepier than ol’ dude Harold from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Same. My best friend growing up bought a ‘71 SuperBee in the same color scheme as your first pic, what with the white vinyl roof. It’s since been repainted to Viper Green, but still, Panther Pink kicks so much ass  

Frosted Teal Metallic for the win, damn 

Man, that part early in the game where it switches to a dog’s POV watching Claire walk down some stairs before jumping out had me on edge as a kid 

I may have missed that part

If those style doors are a must-have, go with any extended-cab F-150

Those aren’t aftermarket, though. That’s just how those Vipers were designed 

The Raptor. The Ford Raptor Raptor 

It’s a different make, but it’s safe to say this movie made a lasting impression…

Stumbling up to the Frontier check in kiosk at a random airport like

Hell yeah, let’s bring back The Discovery Channel store 

Nah, real-life juggalos would beat the shit outta the scary clown, help you get food, and call your parents/ significant other to let them know there was an issue, you’ll be home little late, but will be fine 

Huh, now I need to go out and buy some of those things, because those are some very valid reasons to have them 

Kappa Sig? Yup, they’re racists. Guy I knew from high school (definitely not your typical guy to join a frat. We still dunno why he did it) peaced out from his ks membership because of racism from the president and other higher ups at Texas State 

And all the above is why I’m not exactly holding my breath for the new NCAA Football